Think before you speak...

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak

FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls"

THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

New Years Eve

hA. tHAT WAS A GOOD pARTY

New Year's

I'm hungry

Just for fun, Let's blog a survey

Be truthful.......

1. Longest real relationship?

2. shortest relationship:?

3. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?and meant it...

4. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you weredating?

5. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?

6. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?

7. Are you happier single or in a relationship?

8. Have you ever been cheated on?

9. What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex?

10. Talk to any of your exes?

11. If you could go back in time would you change things?

12. any of your ex's feel the same way?

13. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?

14. Have you dated people who weren't good to you?

15. Have you dated someone older than you?

16. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

17. Believe in love at first sight?

18. Ever dated two people at once?

19. How many people have you kissed?

20. Do you want to get married?

21. Do you have something to say to any of your exes?

22. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?

23. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?

24. Are you looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend?

Today

So, I just had two root canals on Friday. I am not in too much pain really, but my cheek is still real swollen. Like, not only does it feel funny, but it is visibly swollen as well. Hopefully the swelling will go down, because the whole neighborhood is coming over for the Homeowners Association meeting tonight. For those of you who don't know, Jason is actually the treasurer. I guess it's time I tried calling the dentist again huh. Alright then, ciao!

This is my BFF Aubree

I really miss my Aubree. I haven't seen her in about 3 years. Hopefully we'll get up to Atlanta sometime this year.

Jason

My husband is a very silly man. I love him like that. You know even though he jokes around a lot, he is my true soulmate in life. Jason and I have been best friends since we were 15 years old and still to this day, I find more and more things about him that I love so madly so truly so deeply. I just love my baby and I thank God for him every day that we are able to exist on this earth together! That is MY JASON. Yay! :)

Cousin Michael and his wifee

Awe don't they look so cute together. Okay, so this is my cousin Michael....and he is one of only a few people who I have ever met so far that REALLY REALLY, TRULY gets me. For who I am. He understands me, and he is really a cool person. I haven't seen him since the day I got married, but I hope he is doing okay out there somewhere.

Ryan and Destiny

Destiny and Ryan are long time friends and are so very very cute together. Wouldn't you say!! :)

Look at my babies. They have always been beaautiful. Kisses to those cuties!!!

My mommy

Okay, so this is my mom. No, she does not normally look like Marilyn Monroe. Here she is at a Halloween party 2007. But I like these pics because they are just so classic. She is very silly and a whole lot of fun. I love her very much!

Old old old picture

Jason is on the far right. Wow he was skinny!!

The girl on the far right is me, Kim. Yes I know I have changed quite a bit since I was 15, but hey, that's when Jason and I met and now we're in love, married, and have two beautiful children. Yay!!

Jason is on the far right. Wow he was skinny!!

Destiny and Mommy at a bday party

Here is Destiny's boyfriend Ryan Gardner. He is such a cutie!!!

Destiny had a little too much cake and fell asleep. Wow look at that albino boa constricter. He was 20 feet long!!

<--Here we have made the best use of Destiny's very short hair and pulled them up into pig tails. It's been almost a year sins these pics and her hair has finally grown out! :)

Summer fun

Mommy and Destiny chillin at the pool bar!! Blake and daddy swimming in the pool. You know, the pool never gets old. It's always in the weekend plans-all summer long!